Translation Please!

[Lexmark]

https://youtu.be/fgZvzc4Pgmo

I'm appealing to all the good members of the RX Forum. Please help me translate what this woman is saying. Does she want me to buy some beer? Smoke a joint? Sell everything I own and leave my family and follow her? I'm confused?

 

[Lexmark]

Am I the only one who thinks this is fucking insane and some mental health assistance would probably not be a bad idea lol? And the best part is people believe this horseshit!